Scandal: It's Handled Live Recap

Let me just say, I HATE VANESSA CHANDLER!

Oh, so it was Jake Ballard Olivia's dad tried to kill?!

Daddy dearest is speaking some truth "You have to be twice as good as them to get half of what they I have." Lord knows I have experienced this too many times. But boy is he mean.

No Livvie, You are not leaving your Gladiators!

She really did board the plane! No, she's not going. But she's right, Cy will throw her under the bus if she stays. I mean we've already seen him almost kill his own husband.

Yes! She's off the plane and telling her dad what's what!

"The white house will destroy you"

"That's what mom used to tell me about you"

Madame Vice President. Always hiding behind God yet does some real vile things!

Did she just say Brown Baby?! Cy, get this b&$ch!

Fitz, why are you talking candidly with Sally?! Ok, I know it's the right thing to apologize to Sally as a "team member" but when is Sally going to apologize to him for undermining him when he was in hospital?

Nah, Sally said yes a bit too easily. What is she up to?

Yeah Olivia, don't know how it's going to be business as usual. You are the cleaner, now you need to be cleaned. Let your team handle this.

Funny how all those people who you helped are quick to turn their backs on you

Cy, sweet does not suit you.

I really don't think it's the secret service who leaked the information. My money is on the First Lady

Well never mind. The secret service agent had something to do with it but never said it was Olivia. I'm still looking at you First Lady!

Damn it! There is a video of Fitz leaving Livvie's apartment!

Kill file on Olivia?! You were right Livvie, Cy is ready to throw you under the bus

Background information on Livvie. Interesting; mom died when she was young, spent time in boarding school never to return home, has daddy issues. No one knows the B613 guy (Rowan Pope) is her dad?!

Yep, where is Jake Ballard "dad"?!

Hmm, password Providence. Where are we off to Livvie?

Huh?! Is that the President's bunker? Are they really going to meet? Wow, Livvie, bad move on your part.

Oh Lord, here comes the First Lady. Why invite her?!

Okay Millie, let's stop calling Livvie a whore. You need her now even if you don't like it.

Change the narrative? How? Looking forward to seeing how this will be pulled off

Millie is right, the hungry press and gossipers will want all the gory details

Yes, Millie, the back and forth with them will be fodder for us

Yes, Millie, it's not cheating. Fitz is in love with another woman

I wish Millie would stop grasping on to this fairy tale of hers. The man doesn't love you. Hell, he doesn't even like you!

OOOOh, Olivia really asked how many times Millie would be comfortable saying they slept together?

Two times

I'm sorry, I would be too uncomfortable in this situation

First time after the inauguration

Second time after the assassination attempt. How will you explain away that video footage of Fitz leaving Olivia's apartment. That was WAY after the assassination attempt

Oh oh, Millie has left, Fitz takes of his jacket. He hugs her. Yes Livvie, melt away in his arms. If you don't want to

I do not for one minute believe Sally is happy that POTUS and FLOTUS are working this out for the sake of the children

Condemn you?! Fitz, what are you talking about?! You are giving this woman what she wants!

Yes, Fitz. Why are you helping her? Why are you extending her kindness

"Because we are not married" Mmmh

Now Cy and Millie are working together? Goodness! Alliance changes are giving me whiplash

"Are we gladiators or are we bitches?!"

Yes! Say it again! GLADIATORS!

Come on now, say it with some gumption

OH MY GOD! I'm loving this! Way to use Janine's words against her.

Cy, you won't be handling this! Lol! This is exactly what you wanted! Yep, there goes that sly Cy smile. I'm sure Millie will try to convince Fitz this is the better option

Not "What did you do?" Olivia. Your Gladiators handled it!

Wait, WHAT?! Fitz leaked Olivia's name?! NO.WAY.

Then again, Fitz desperately wants to be with Olivia. But to the extent of ruining his political career?

Step 1: Leaking her name

"No, Step 1 was me coming to you and laying my head on your lap"

"You and I are at war! She's no longer at your mercy. Now she's free."

Well, looka here. Janine is the new client

Oh snap, Charlie has come for Cy. No, Rowan sent Charlie for Cy

Operation Remington: Fitz and Jake's mission. Daddy what are you up to now?

Gladiatoooooooooors! Tonight's The Night!

Yes Gladiatiors! We have patiently (some impatiently) waited for this night. ABC's Scandal season three premieres tonight at 10 PM EST. However, if you need to catch up, there will be a special airing tonight at 8 PM EST - Scandal - The Secret Is Out. Don't worry Gladiators, as Ms. Pope would say:

Jam of The Day - Mack Wilds "Own It"

This jam has been out for a while but I still can't get enough of it. Own it is a song out of Mack Wilds upcoming mixtape - New York: A Love Story. It is written by Ne-Yo and produced by Salaam Remi. In case he looks familiar, he is the actor Tristan Wilds. Best known for gems like The Wire and the recent update of 90210.

Strip Clubs and Dollar Bills.....

Still got my money! My favorite Rihanna song finally has an official video. Yes! You better werk!

A New Hobbit Trailer Is Out

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug is due in theaters on December 13th. The second trailer has been released; thoughts?

I’m Not Racist But….

I came across a website called http://www.sleeplessinaustin.com/

This man is committed and taking the time to create a site in his quest to find the one. (Note to self – you should try this.) He starts off by saying:

I am willing to pay anyone $1,500 as a finders fee for anyone that can help find me a girlfriend. (I will give you a extra $1,000 as a bonus if this turns into marriage, I offer this extra bonus as I hope it will motivate you to find me a woman of great quality)

I have been in Austin over 3 years now and have not been successful at finding a girl that wants a long term relationship in all this time, so I would like to enlist the readers here in my search, and I will pay anyone $1,500 if you can actually make this happen.

I am 39 years old, (date of birth is 9-18-1974 so that makes me a Virgo) 6′,4″ and 195lbs. I live in South Austin. I am looking for a girl that has a thin or athletic build. No one over 130lbs. Ages 21 – 41 White, Hispanic, or of European descent.

Serious inquires only

Sounds good so far, right? Okay. Then it goes all downhill from here (note that he has since taken out this portion of his posting and the most offensive parts have been bolded):

I will not date a Black girl. I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry, I will not ever date a Black girl.

However, I will date any other race, Hispanic, Mexican, Spanish, Russian, Italian, French, European, White, whatever, anything except Black.


I am not a racist person. In fact I tend to get along much better with Black guys than I do White guys.

However, I do not like Rap or Hip Hop music. I do not even consider that to be real music. And I do not like Black people that listen to that kind of music. I do not like Black people that have a criminal record or smoke pot or do any other type of drugs. I do not like Black people that live in the “projects” or live off welfare or food stamps. I do not like Black people that do not have a full time job. I do not like Black people that wear their pants halfway down to their knees. And I do not like Black people that don’t speak proper English and pronounce their words correctly. I do not like Black people that dress like thugs or gangstas. I do not like uneducated Black People. And if you are a Black person that lives in East Austin or up North Austin around the Rundberg area then chances are I probably don’t like you either! So there! haha!!!!!

I am NOT racist. I just do NOT like ignorant, useless, TRASH.

I also don’t like White people that do those same types of things!

And, I do not believe that Whites & Blacks should mix races sexually and have kids together.

I think it’s ok for Whites & Hispanics. But not Blacks.

I would NEVER, EVER, EVER date a woman if I found out she had EVER been sexually active with a Black man.

Honestly, the whole thing should have been bolded. Way to paint all black women with one ignorant brush. So it’s ok to be friends with black men but not date black women? Preference is preference and I will not fault you for being attracted to a certain race or ethnicity. However, if you have to convince your readers that you are not racist and repeat it several times, chances are you are a racist sir! I will let you, the reader, decide.

If you are interested in Romeo, he can be reached at romeo@romeorose.com

"Make Me a Sandwich Woman!" Said Alexander Skarsgard

There’s been a whole lot of hoopla about the site 300sandwiches.com. Gorgeous girl learning how to make a sandwich for her man…

…or so I thought. She supposedly wakes up each morning to the following conversation with her boyfriend, Eric:

“Honey, how long you have been awake?” Eric asks

“About 15 minutes,” she’d reply

“You’ve been up for 15 minutes and you haven’t made me a sandwich?”

Now before I get a bunch of hate mail, let me state that there’s nothing wrong with cooking for your man. The thing that irks me is tone and delivery – watch your tone and delivery. However, the first thing that convinced me that the girl might be delusional is the fact that she thought her man looked like the tall glass of thirst-quenching water that is Alexander Skarsgard. The second thing I thought was “Isn’t this man gay?” The pictures do not help either.

She is so close to her 300th sandwich. Here's a clip of them on NBC. 


300 Sandwich Response to Critics

She has set him up to look like an asshole if he does not propose to her. The lengths some women will go through to get a ring. Girl, at least you’ve learned how to cook…a sandwich.